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Junkyard Druid (Colin McCool, #1) I couldn t get past the first few chapters, this book reads like it was written by a middle school child trying to sound like an adult The dialogue was atrocious, the characters were less than one dimensional the plot was stereotypical except it s been done better in other books. A Cursed Druid, Blackmailed By A Faery Queen To Find A Missing Magic Rock Let S Just Hope They Don T Hack The Druid Off For Everyone S Sake.Name S Colin McCool Folks Call Me The Junkyard Druid I Hate That Name.Despite My Last Name, I M Not Cool Like The Other Hunters In Town I Don T Run An Occult Bookstore, I Ve Never Owned A Harley, And I Didn T Inherit A Family Fortune Passed Down Through Generations Of Hunters Before Me.And I Kind Of Have This Curse On Me That S Messed Up My Life.So, Things Have Gone To Hell Since I Was Cursed I Live In A Junkyard, My Mentor Finn Is A Heroin Addict, I Ve Got The Cold Iron Circle Breathing Down My Neck, And The Local Fae Queen Maeve Is Blackmailing Me Into Doing Her Dirty Work.Now I M In Way Over My Head Trying To Retrieve Maeve S Stolen Magic Rock, All While Helping My Friend Belladonna Solve A Series Of Murders That May Or May Not Involve The Local Werewolves.And Did I Mention That My Girlfriend Is A Ghost If I Can Just Get The Faery Queen S Tathlum Back, And Help Belladonna Solve The MurdersThen I Just Might Live Long Enough To Finish My First Year Of College. Holy sh tballs Batmanokay Okay OKAY I FRICKEN LOVED THIS BOOK I love Colin and his pragmatic outlook on life and all things spooky I love Bella and her badass self I really hope something happens there I love Jesse and also hate her situation I want to knowand seeabout the whole Junkyard Druid thing Obviously something had to happen for him to be called that It s a great moniker This is a terrible review, I know But I needed to tell someone about how much I enjoyed th Holy sh tballs Batmanokay Okay OKAY I FRICKEN LOVED THIS BOOK I love Colin and his pragmatic outlook on life and all things spooky I love Bella and her badass self I really hope something happens there I love Jesse and also hate her situation I want to knowand seeabout the whole Junkyard Druid thing Obviously something had to happen for him to be called that It s a great moniker This is a terrible review, I know But I needed to tel OK, it s really hard not to read any urban fantasy about modern day druidry and not think about Kevin Hearne and the Iron Druid Series, and no one is going to come off favorably in that comparison However, it s not a bad series, and they do get betteras he goes along and seems With a dash of Odd Thomas and a pinch of Dresden Files, Junkyard Druid is just my type of urban fantasy series Throw in a splash of Constantine, and we re cookin with gas And don t get me started on the hero, Colin M Funny Fae Read I honestly didn t expect to thoroughly enjoy this book It was funny and interesting to read a real page turner for sure I thought Colin reminded me of Nathan Drake from Uncharted and Deadpool The smart mouth that got them in trouble Check I specially enjoyed the Irish lore and all the fa This was abysmal Such a pity, I had so many expectations for this book HERE BE SPOILERS1% The book starts with a preface by the author basically flailing about how he wanted to write about an urban fantasy druid and he had this amazing idea but he s a piece of shit and never finishing anything he writes Being a piece of shit who also never finishes what she writes I sympathized Then he goes on about how DAMMIT WOE IS ME WHEN I GOT OFF MY ASS KEVIN HEARNE WAS SUDDENLY OUT THERE WRITING ABO This was abysmal Such a pity, I had so many expectations for this book HERE BE SPOILERS1% The book starts with a preface by the author basically flailing about how he wanted to write about an urban fantasy druid and he had this amazing idea but he DiD NOT FINISHGot an hour into it Right to meeting Luther and Belladonna Annnnnnnd I m done.This was exceedingly repetitive, and just not that good.The Iron Druid series by Kevin Hearne is 100% better than this The preface by the author immediately set the tone I got sick of writing YA so he then writes New Adult, but half the story so far takes place when the main character is still YA So that s fun eyeroll How did he make it grown up by using foul language, smattering sex lust DiD NOT FINISHGot an hour into it Right to meeting Luther and Belladonna Annnnnnnd I m done.This was exceedingly repetitive, and just not that good.The Iron Druid series by Kevin Hearne is 100% better than this The preface by the author immediately set the tone I got sick of writing YA so he then writes New Adult, but half the story so far takes place when the main character is still YA So that s fun eyeroll How did he make it grown up by using foul language, smattering sex lust, and making one of the characters addicted to heroine Oh yeah that s just great Oh, and lets not forget the uber cliche gay vampire, but it s okay folks because he s made the vampire gay so the book is super inclusive Thank you for that double eyeroll I was just done After 15 minutes of listening, I got bored and listened to music for 4 hours That s how much I just didn t care about returning to the s I absolutely adored this book, i was unaware about this author before i read this book and i voluntarily reviewed an advanced reader copy of this book and i am so unbelievably glad that i did I will definately be following this authors work from now on.The storyline of this book was extremely unexpected and definately a surprise, it was not what i thought it was going to be, the surprise was definately a good one The storyline is such an addictive and compelling read, you will definately find I absolutely adored this book, i was unaware about this author before i read this book and i voluntarily reviewed an advanced reader copy of this book and i am so unbelievably glad that i did I will definately be following this authors work from now on.The storyline of this book was extremely unexpected and definately a surprise, it was not what i th Fun, well written urban fantasy with a new kind of heroThis was a well researched urban fantasy, borrowing knowledgeablely from mythology and fae lore of many cultures There were the requisite vampires but with a slightly different twist, biker werewolves, red capped mafia type gnomes, warring fae, a corrupt magical Union, a burned out junkie mage, and a cursed druid who inadvertently killed his first love There is also Bella Donna, a badass biker monster hunter, Sabine, a neurotic gaistig and Fun, well written urban fantasy with a new kind of heroThis was a well researched urban fantasy, borrowing knowledgeablely from mythology and fae lore of many cultu


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